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Sunday, 22 December 2013

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Brand found out that Khloe is fond of Gummy Penguins so he bought her a 10 pound box.

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Khloe Kardashian wasted no time after getting divorced from NBA player Lamar Odom as she has jumped into the dating pool.

The 5-foot-10-inch Kardashian was seen walking hand in hand with British comedic actor Russell Brand on The Santa Monica Pier.

Khloe was eating some pink cotton candy and Russell was eating some blue cotton candy.

Russell later told a close friend that he loved the fact that Khloe insisted on color coordinating their cotton candy.

Khloe was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk why she wanted to jump into a relationship after only being divorced for less than 10 days.

She rolled her eyes and said that she has always been fond of Brand's strong accent and she found out that he has always been fond of her huge ass.

So she pointed out that her and Rusty hit it off like Wynonna Judd and cornbread.

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