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Monday, 16 December 2013

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Angelina says she wants about 3 ounces of fat removed from each lip.

TOLEDO, Ohio - Angelina Jolie and her half dozen children were in Toledo visiting The Tricycle Museum.

Jolie said that her kids had been wanting to visit the famous museum since they heard David Letterman talking about it with country music artist Dolly Parton.

Brad Pitt was down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with George Clooney and Sofia Vergara where they were checking out some location settings for an upcoming movie.

Angie was amazed at the various types of tricycles that were housed in the museum.

As her and her six kids were leaving she was approached by Savannah Kettle with Glamboyant Magazine.

Miss Kettle asked her if it was true that she was going in to have some work done on her face.

Jolie smiled politely and said that she had been wanting to get lip reduction surgery for some time.

She told Miss Kettle that her lips were starting to bother her; especially when she eats pretzels, nachos, or fish sticks.

Angelina said that Brad had mentioned to her a few weeks ago that she really needed to do something about her big lips because when they kissed it was causing a type of inner suction and he was afraid of losing a tonsil or even both.

SIDENOTE: Angelina Jolie has an excellent insurance plan and it will pay for 97% of the total cost of her lip reduction surgery.

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