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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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Oprah has a pet snake which she named Slimy Chris after Chris Brown.

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna is furious that her ex-hip hop boyfriend Chris Brown recently told Oprah Winfrey that he knows that he and Rihanna will get back together in 2014.

Winfrey replied that she did not think so. Brown angrily yelled out that it will happen.

An infuriated Winfrey got in Brown's face and said, "Lissen up here boy, doncha ever think dat you can be hollerin' at me like you would at some of your flunky hangers on ya hear me chump?"

"You can't be callin' me a chump, fat mama." Brown fired back.

"Fat mama? Fat mama? Say just who da hell does you think you be anyways, Kobe Bryant or what?"

Oprah stood up and told him that the interview was over and he needed to get his ragged behind out of her studio because he was starting to smell up the place.

Brown got up and told her that he was leaving, but it was only because he was ready to leave.

"You be leaving now 'cause I be making you leave now you jive ass punk."

"Fat mama!" Brown hollered out on his way out.

Oprah screamed that he needs to get him a tattoo with an "L" for loser.

"Tattoo this!" Chris yelled as he walked out the door.

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