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Monday, 16 December 2013

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After Selena apologized Ryan Seacrest sent her one dozen pink roses.

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she owes a lot to her BFF Selena Gomez who was there for her the three months she spent in a rehab clinic.

Demi and Selena both share a love for carne guisada and bean breakfast tacos, chicken flautas, and fajita tacos.

Both singers are also fans of the Dallas Cowboys, the San Antonio Spurs, and the Auburn Tigers.

Lovato could not believe that Selena had a stage meltdown when she performed at The KIIS-FM Jingle Ball.

It seems that she was having problems with the sound system as well as with her microphone and after the third time she simply got pissed off, uttered the dreaded F-word, and walked off the stage.

She was harshly criticized by the entertainment media because her actions were highly unprofessional.

Lovato had heard from her good friend Simon Cowell that several concert venues were considering dropping Selena's upcoming concert and retail giant Walmart was considering pulling their Selena Gomez Bobblehead Dolls off their shelves.

Demi called up Selena and asked her to please apologize for her use of the F-word so that it would not cause her to have any of her concerts cancelled.

Selena agreed to apologize and she called up Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and she issued a heartfelt apology on his L.A. radio show to everyone who was at the concert or who had seen the video clip.

She also sent a personal apology to Vice-President Joe Biden and his wife Jill who had been in the audience.

Ryan said that he admired her for doing that. Selena stood up and planted a big wet kiss on Ryan and he almost stumbled to the floor.

SIDENOTE: Luckily for Ryan, Demi was there and she caught him before he hit the ground and hurt himself.

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