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Saturday, 14 December 2013

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Jennifer Lawrence is fast becoming America's Sweetheart.

HOLLYWOOD - It's been reported that Julia Roberts recently said that she does not appreciate Jennifer Lawrence thinking that she can take away her title of America's Sweetheart.

Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors wrote that first of all Roberts is 46-year-old so the sweetheart boat sailed a long, long, time ago.

Secondly America's true sweetheart was and still is Jennifer Aniston.

And thirdly matronly Julia has to understand that she is long in the tooth and her fan base has eroded pretty much like the U.S. economy.

Even America's blogger Perez Hilton recently wrote that La Roberts has to accept the fact that time marches on and she now has cellulite, stretch marks, spider veins, liver spots, and a various assortment of other eldery female things.

Perez noted that Jennifer Lawrence, 23, on the other hand is the new young it girl in town and the little lady is showing that she has more class in her navel than prima donna Roberts has in her entire sagging body.

Roberts said that Lawrence is not really that good an actress.

Jennifer responded by asking, "Julia Roberts, wasn't she that has-been that appeared in Pretty Woman 40 years ago?"

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