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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Just when you think Justin Bieber has finally gotten over his boyish pranks and settled in with his music in what's left of his career, he goes and marries 50-year-old Demi Moore.

"There's really nothing so very strange about that", says a spokesman for Bieber. "He IS getting into his music and Demi Moore is just the maturity that he needs and he's just the youth she needs."

Still, a 19-year-old marrying someone over 50 is very unusual.

"Not if it were the other way around", says spokesman. "If he were 50 and she were 19, there wouldn't be such a fuss."

Apparently no one knows or is telling where they are honeymooning but someone did say that Justin was taking it most seriously.

"Yeah, he had his recording equipment", stated a friend.

Justin's mother was quoted as saying that as long as her son was happy and this wife/mother thing might be just what he needs for his career.

"It's Justin time."

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