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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Danica doesn't have much in the tata's department but she sure makes up for it in the caboose department.

LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins.

And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Even long time music show co-hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood watched most of the evening with their mouths semi-open.

The petite Danica Patrick was very well received by the country music fans who love the fact that one, she's real easy on the eyes, two, she races cars just like the big boys do, and three, she is not afraid to admit that she doesn't have much upstairs; ah below upstairs - in the boob department.

During the show Danica had over 14 costume changes coming out on stage dressed as a Hooter's Girl, a pole dancer, a Las Vegas showgirl, a female wrestler, a New York City pavement princess, and a frumpy member of Sarah "Snowballs" Palin's Tea Bag Party.

Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that Trace Adkins and Danica Patrick had tremendous chemistry between them.

De Gallo especially liked the part where Danica stood on top of Trace's head and sang the new song by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz titled "Hey Yo Yo Yo Wassup My Bro."

SIDENOTE: Pico de Gallo later pointed out that once Danica gets tired of the left turn business she can easily have a future as a music award show co-host.

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