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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Tyrone "Bongo" Bonatelli is the lead singer with The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

NASHVILLE - Dolly Parton spoke with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine recently at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville.

The Queen of Country Music was all excited as she told Caruso that she had just heard that the rap song that she recorded with The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz had just hit the number one position on the Rap Music Chart.

Dolly said that she co-wrote the song with the band's lead singer Tyrone "Bongo" Bonatelli who is a cousin of Will.i.am's.

The song is titled, "We Be Twerking Way Sexier Than That Miley Chick Be Doin' Uh Huh Dat Be Right Know What I'm Sayin'?"

Parton giggled as she said that the Internet course on Ebonics that she took back in October of 2012 really did come in handy.

Caruso asked her if she planned on going on tour with Bonatelli and the Chumpz.

She smiled and said that a possible concert tour is in the talking stages.

Meanwhile 67-year-old Parton said that she and The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz will be performing their hit song on The Viagra View on the Christmas Eve show.

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