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Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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The guitar that Taylor Swift has used to write every song she has ever reccorded.

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is still answering questions about the extremely short dress she wore to the American Music Awards Show at the Nokia Theater in Hollywood.

Swift said that she had a feeling when she first tried on the gold lamé dress that it could possibly cause some raised eyebrows.

Miranda Lambert remarked that Taylor was trying to give her some competition in the legs department but added that little Tay-Tay has a long way to go before she can compare her legs to hers.

Miley Cyrus meanwhile said that Swifty, as she calls her, looked great and expressed that she would have liked to have licked her knee caps for about 35 seconds.

Kenny Rogers, 75, and Wayne Newton, 71, both asked "Taylor was there?"

The "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" singer explained that the real reason why she wore the extremely short dress was because she wanted to make ex-boyfriend Harry Styles (of One Direction) jealous and regret that he had ever dumped her.

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