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Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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Lady Gaga now realizes that some of her costumes and outfits were offensive to many fans.

NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has stated that Lady Gaga has reached the point where she is desperate for publicity just like that Left Coaster Paris Hilton.

Lady Gaga has confided to a close friend that she feels that the record buying public is no longer supporting her because of her outlandish outfits and ridiculous costumes.

She admitted that some of her costumes bordered on being space alienesque in nature and a few even looked like they had been picked up at the local sanitation landfill.

LG recently sat down with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in the Bronx and she was very disappointed in the downward spiraling of her career.

She confessed to Miss Zeppelin that she knows that she offended a lot of people with her comments on Syria, Detroit, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, Burger King, and GOP maven Ann Coulter.

LG was asked about the naked Internet photos of her which some individuals; including Perez Hilton, Bill O'Reilly, Gisele Bundchen, and Senator John McCain have said make her look very manly.

The "Born This Way" singer denies it and said that a lot of women have a tendency of looking manly when they are photographed totally naked.

Lady Ga expressed the fact that in an effort to get back in everyone's good graces she will be performing a free concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in Los Angeles on December 24.

In A Related Story. Anderson Cooper recently stated that the rumor that Lady Gaga is really a male is not true, but if it was he would still not find 'him' attractive in the least.

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