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Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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Brazil says that they have a special jail cell waiting for Justin should he be dumb enough to return.

LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Justin Bieber are starting to make bets as to how long before the Canadian kid has a total and complete meltdown.

Bieber went to South America and single-handedly virtually destroyed the sovereign relationships that the United States has enjoyed with the land to the extreme south.

Justin showed the people of South America exactly what the word disrespectful truly means.

He has been warned by the government of Brazil that if he ever sets foot in that country again he will be arrested.

Peru said that they will also arrest him and subject him to waterboarding using boiling water.

Ecuador noted that if he shows up in their country he will be taken into custody and treated like a friggin piƱata.

Bieber knowing that he had better get his act together blames it all on Selena Gomez who dumped him and basically tossed him out into the street.

He now says that he needs a female companion. He recently told Carolina Chipotle with iRumors that he has a tremendous crush on X-Factor's Demi Lovato.

When Lovato found out she replied that she has no interest in dating a messed up white kid who wants to try and act like he's a black hip hopper.

She then suggested that maybe he should date that skanky blonde cougar Chelsea Handler; who is so desperate for males she would probably let him have his way with her.

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