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Sunday, 24 November 2013

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The title of the Christmas album is "We Ain't Afraid To Say Merry Christmas, Y'all

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest is reporting that he has just learned that Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo will be recording a Christmas album.

Seacrest was told by an insider on Team Beyonce that the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singer had been talking about collaborating with Shelton and Honey Boo Boo since the first week in March.

Beyonce said that the album will consist of mostly standard Christmas songs but that she and Shelton will each be writing two brand new holiday songs that they hope will become Christmas classics.

She mentioned that her two songs are titled "Frosty The Snow Bro" and "Oh Little Town Of East St. Lou."

When Ryan spoke with Blake he was told that he had just finished writing his second song which is titled, "The Day That Jolly Old St. Nick Branded Rudolph."

Shelton's first song is "Me and My Three Amigos, Santa Claus, Jack Daniels, & Jose Cuervo."

Blake said that he can hardly wait to get into the recording studio with Beyonce and Honey Boo Boo, which he said will be a welcome break from his beer-guzzling, tobacco-chewing, skirt-chasing cowboy pals.

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