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Friday, 22 November 2013

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'I hate my dad.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent.

'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but then the baldness kicked in. So I grew a moustache to look like my father. For comic effect. So far we have five listeners on soundcloud.'

'After his break up with Crystal Harris. He really has gone off the rails. I've tried helping him but he's grown accustomed to my methods. At this stage he really could end up a monster,' admits Doctor Phil.

Glamor model, singer and television personality Crystal Harris commented:

'I can't help but feel a little bit sorry for Jordan. I mean using him for a publicity stunt was kinda cruel. But having Doctor Phil as a father. I mean that is really F****d up. I mean Hugh Hefner is a handsome man, he still has his hair. But Doctor Phil started losing his hair in his twenties. Ewww.'

No, me neither.

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