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Saturday, 16 November 2013

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Dr. Phil has pointed out that deep down inside Alec Baldwin wants to be a woman.

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again.

He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "A half-ass apology."

Baldwin seems to think that he can just go around insulting people just because he happens to be a quasi-celebrity.

He has already lost three advertising contracts that he had because he is fast becoming a notorious loose cannon.

Baldwin has told close friends in private that he does not know why it is that he has to be so friggin hateful and so effen mean to people.

Dr. Phil thinks that it is because deep down inside Alec wants to be a woman. When Baldwin heard about Dr. Phil's comments he started laughing and said that everyone knows he hates mascara, eyeliner, and lipstick.

Meanwhile noted gay singer Adam Lambert has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that he will pay for Mr. Baldwin to enter into a rehab clinic and get help for his out-of-control homophobia.

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