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Thursday, 14 November 2013

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No one can argue with the fact that Kate Gosselin looks great at 38. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the former star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8 appeared on The View and literally shocked Barbara Walters and the other hosts with an off-the-cuff comment.

Kate, who is divorced from ex-husband Jon, stated that she has 8 kids but she would love to have 4 more in order to have an even dozen.

Barbara's mouth dropped as she stuttered "W-w-w-what did you s-s-s-say?"

Gosselin repeated her remark and Walters did the pistol gesture with her right thumb and index figure.

Whoopi Goldberg asked "Honey child why in da world would you even consider having anymore younguns huh?"

Kate smiled and said that she loves children and she has a great big house, a huge yard, and plenty of food.

Jenny McCarthy asked her if she had a man in mind to father the next four kids.

Gosselin blushed and replied that she did but she refused to say who he is.

She did say that she already has eight names picked out for the four new additions.

SIDENOTE: After the show Walters took Kate off to the side and told her that she really needs to get a tubal ligation because she recalls seeing some of her shows and the eight kids stressed the hell out of her, so four more could possibly end up sending her to the looney bin.

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