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Wednesday, 6 November 2013

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Len Goodman stated that Snooki uses so much lipstick she looks like a pint-sized version of Nicki Minaj.

NEW YORK CITY - Snooki Polizzi is reportedly still upset at having been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

The 4-foot-7-inch reality show celebrity says that she places the blame entirely on the old British fogey judge Len Goodman.

Snooki speaking with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti said that the man known as The Grouchy Grouch made some very unflattering remarks about her before the elimination show.

She said that he commented that a celebrity dancer below 5 feet tall has no business competing in the dance competition.

He further added that Ms. Polizzi had a child out of wedlock, talks with an accent, and has trouble with her multiplication tables.

Snooki replied that her baby is loved even though she is not married to the father. She said that in her home state of New Jersey, she does not have an accent and she noted that she has never in her life used the multiplication tables.

She has contacted an attorney and she is planning on filing a defamation of character lawsuit against the man that the Chmerkovskiy brothers Maksim and Val refer to as Len The Hen.

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