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Wednesday, 30 October 2013

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Several close friends of Leah Remini's suggest that Kirstie Alley needs to check into a rehab clinic.

BEVERLY HILLS - Kirstie Alley's obsession with insulting Leah Remini simply because she decided to leave the Church of The Scientific Method is starting to border on scariness.

Alley has continued her one-woman lambasting of the former King of Queens star and it has gotten to the point where some individuals in LaLaLand are wondering if Kirstie isn't doing it in an effort to suppress lesbionic feelings she may have for Remini.

Leah, who is presently appearing on Dancing With The Stars, has not responded to any of Kirstie's childhood jabs and jibes.

And as a result it is making the ex-star of Cheers appear like one silly, old, fat, jealous bitch, in the words of Leah supporter and friend Vice-President Biden.

Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo now reports that Kirstie told her hormone specialist that the other morning while she was having breakfast at McDonald's, she looked down at her plate and she saw the likeness of Leah Remini on one of her half dozen biscuits.

She immediately called the manager over who took several cell phone pictures of the amazing vision.

SIDENOTE: Contrary to what several publications wrote de Gallo stated emphatically that Miss Alley was not drunk at the time.

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