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Tuesday, 29 October 2013

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For the second week in a row a cut version of the original Star Wars has been discovered, most of it bloopers.

"What really comes across here is how very hard time these actors had trying to keep a straight face while filming", stated Alice Fluhardy, who watched it with a boyfriend who works for the studio.

"There was one scene where all these storm troopers come running in and one guy is in his shorts and shirt, yelling what sounded like "I couldn't find my uniform."

"They had to finally film Sir Alec Guinness by himself. He was a great actor, but he simply could not keep a straight face while talking to the Wookie. This same thing was on the cut last week but here we can hear him cracking up halfway through a serious scene."

"A guy who was a stage hand told me that each one did the same scene apart and then they must have put them together in the final product", stated Alice's friend.

"The scene cut I laughed most about was when the Princess stated, "Help me (pause)O B" and then forgot Obi-Wan Kenobi's name and Sir Alec says, "What are we doing now, playing Bingo?"

"This one has sound. I had forgotten a lot of it."

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