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Tuesday, 22 October 2013

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Paris Hilton loves the limelight more than Kirstie Alley loves cookies and Wynonna Judd loves cornbread.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton recently told a friend that she was going to have to do something to get herself back on the front pages of the Tinsel Town publications and celebrity news programs.

So she and an old high school girlfriend identified as Morgan Muffavesti dreamed up her getting out of a limo upskirt shot.

The two made it known that Paris would be arriving at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner at a certain time.

And the horde of photographers were there anxiously waiting for the hotel heiress to show up.

Hilton's limo pulled up and as the back door opened the LaLaLand celebutante was wearing a very skimpy yellow miniskirt. Paris took her time slipping out of the back of the car as dozens of cameras clicked away at her sensuously exposed crotch region.

One photag remarked that Paris has the prettiest landing strip he has seen in a long time.

Another one remarked that he did not realize that she was not a natural blonde. And yet another member of the L.A. paparazzi stated that with all of those beaver shots Miss Paris will certainly get herself back on the front pages of the glossy magazines.

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