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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

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Snooki says that she has to buy her clothes in the little girls departments.

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has said that she is literally dancing her butt off on Dancing With The Stars.

She remarked that her dance partner Sasha Farber takes into account that at 4-foot-9-inches she is very tiny and he tries not to toss her up to high in the air.

Polizzi pointed out that she buys all of her clothes in the little girl departments except of course for her bras which she says she buys at Victoria's Secret.

Nicole remarked to DWTS host Tom Bergeron that she truly feels that she is going to win this year's coveted Mirror Ball Trophy.

Snooki, 25, said that she loved appearing on The Jersey Shore but she truly enjoys being on Dancing With The Stars. She smiled and said that the catering truck has a whole lot more scrumptious choices.

She also confessed that since being on DWTS she has received over 700 marriage proposals. She giggled as she said that her baby daddy and fiance Jionni LaValle is very jealous and he has told her that she is showing off too much of her puppies.

SIDENOTE: Snooki said that she likes judge Bruno Tonioli and quipped that he is one of the gayest gays that she has ever seen.

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