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Wednesday, 16 October 2013

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Ellen (R) and her wife Portia (L) standing in line at an Adam Lambert concert in Cucamonga.

HOLLYWOOD - Jodie Foster says that Ellen DeGeneres is acting like a 16-year-old school girl and she really needs to look in the mirror and see that she's actually a 55-year-old cougar.

Foster is very upset at the fact that the talk show maven has been texting her new girlfriend Alexandra Hedison, who was Ellen's "Woman" before her present wife Portia De Rossi came into the lesbionic picture.

Jodie added that Ellen has always been greedy when it comes to sexy alluring women and now that she is getting close to the big 6-0 she feels that she may not be as physically attractive to the ladies as she once was.

Foster admits openly that she has literally fallen head over heels in love with Alexandra.

Ellen has stated that Jodie is just mad because she has never really been able to find true love and all of her lesbianite love interests have been a bit on the bow-wow side.

Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk has said that he has kind of stayed away from this particular lesbionic scene because it is much too confusing.

He added that he needs a scorecard just to see which female is the male and which female is the female in these most unusual relationships.

Serengeti said that in Rosie O'Donnell's case there is no doubt in anyone's mind that Rosie is the guy since she has a moustache, a goatee, and a uses horrendously vulgar male phrases like the guys do.

SIDENOTE: Gazebo Serengeti contacted 40-year-old Portia to get a comment from her but all she would say is that she has no comment and then quickly said, "Whatever my husband Ellen says goes."

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