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Friday, 6 September 2013

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Nina stated that Russell Brand literally gave her the creeps. (Photo taken by Rico Chorizo).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev, the star of The Vampire Diaries has just confessed that last week she rejected the unwanted physical overtures of English actor Russell Brand.

Nina said that she was coming out of The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood when Brand, 38, approached her from the side.

He expressed his greetings and told her that he considers her to be one of the most beautiful American girls that he has ever laid his U.K. eyes on.

She smiled and thanked him for the compliment. She kept walking and he followed her asking if she wanted to go have some coffee, a biscuit, or some on the spur of the moment carnal merriment.

The 24-year-old Dobrev told him that she was not that kind of girl and asked him to please leave her alone because he was really starting to creep her out.

He said that he promised that he would not tell anyone that they had been physically intimate.

At that point Dobrev made it very clear that if he did not leave her alone she was going to call 911.

The British Casanova remarked "Crikey" and left mumbling to himself.

SIDENOTE. Russell Brand has repeatedly said that he does not miss his ex-wife Katy Perry, but he does. He has also stressed that he does not miss his ex-girlfriend Kate Gosselin, but he does.

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