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Tuesday, 10 September 2013

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Kristne Stewart in a scene from her movie, The Smirking Seductress of Seattle.

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart says that the one question she has been asked more than any other is why in the world does she always have a smirk on her face.

Stewart recently talked with Pia Confetti of Celebrity Globe and she told her that it's just something that is in her genes. She said that everyone on her mom's side had the same kind of smirk that she has.

The star of The Twilight Saga series pointed out that one of her teachers back in high school tried to get her to do away with the smirk but sadly she only made it worse.

Kristen did reveal that her perpetual smirk did come in handy during the filming of the serio-comedic film The Smirking Seductress of Seattle for the very obvious reason.

The 23-year-old actress was asked if she has finally gotten over her breakup with Rob Pattinson.

Stewart looked away. And with a tear in her eye and a smirk on her face simply replied, "Not yet."

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