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Wednesday, 28 August 2013

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Two Hooter's Girls who claim to have had a ménage-à-trois with Lamar Odom in Cucamonga.

HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom is now saying that the reason for his wandering ways is totally due to a food addiction.

Odom appeared on The Viagra View and he told Larry King that ever since he had an order of Oysters On The Half Shell down at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner in New Orleans he has become extremely attracted to females.

He pointed out that the oysters seemed to kick up his testosterone level like nothing else he had ever eaten or drank.

Odom said that he still loves his wife Khloe (Kardashian) with every manly fiber in his body, but he was quick to add that as long as he is addicted to oysters he knows he will be looking to do the horizontal hokey pokey with other women.

King asked him why he didn't just stop eating the damn oysters knowing the kind of uncontrolled sexual effect they have on him.

Lamar replied that he has tried but he ended up going out at 3 a.m. and picking up half a dozen at The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant in Marina Del Rey.

Larry then suggested that maybe he ought to substitute the oysters with lobster.

Odom shook his head and answered that lobster has the same effect plus it is a heck of a lot more expensive.

IN OTHER NEWS. Oprah Winfrey said she enjoyed making the film The Butler so much that she has told the movie executives that she is ready to film The Butler II.

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