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Monday, 19 August 2013

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Before the Odom-Richardson mess is over Lamar could end up with a bunch of basketballs being thrown at his head.

LOS ANGELES - There are bound to be quite a bit of fireworks going off at the Kardashian Kompound now that Khloe Kardashian's husband Lamar Odom's alleged paramour has come out of the Holly(woodwork).

According to iRumors, the so called 'Other' woman is Jennifer Richardson and she told the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that Odom first approached her as she was having breakfast at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant in La Brea.

Richardson said that the NBA player commented that she looked like she could be a movie star.

He then told her that he had some excellent connections and he would see what he could do.

Jenny, as Richardson refers to herself, suggested that they go to her apartment in Venice Beach where she could show him her acting ability.

She said that she had no plans to get involved in any hanky panky much less any hokey pokey.

Odom reportedly remarked that she had a pair of gorgeously sexy thighs. She replied that she worked out 9 times a week and that was why her thighs and every other part of her body are nice and firm.

Jennifer then confessed that Lamar kissed her on her right thumb and told her that she had the prettiest fingers that he had ever seen.

She giggled and told him that she hears that a lot.

Richardson is now saying that Lamar's wife Khloe Kardashian found out about her and she has said that she wants her to move out of California and go live somewhere in the midwest like New Hampshire or Georgia.

[WRITER'S NOTE: It sounds like Khloe is about as horrible at geography as Sarah "Snowflake" Palin.]

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