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Friday, 9 August 2013

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The museum houses 5 bras that were donated by Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum.

The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton.

Jennifer also was amazed at the astounding size of one of Sofia Vergara's brassieres.

All throughout the visit Justin looked like a little kid in a candy store.

Afterwards Aniston was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors to comment on the baby bump rumors that have been floating around for the past week.

Up to now Jennifer has not responded to the talk but she told Vodka that she would give her the scoop.

She said that even though she feels like she's pregnant and even though she may look like she's a little bit pregnant the truth of the matter is that the stork is not circling their home.

Aniston said that she has purchased over 15 EPT's and none of them showed a donut. She giggled and said, "Not even a wedding cookie."

She looked at Justin for a reaction and the marriage reference went completely over the boy's head.

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