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Monday, 29 July 2013

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Kathy at 52, says she has a much better looking body than 38-year-old Chelsea Handler.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kathy Griffin performed before a full house at West Holly's Laughing Beaver Comedy Club.

After her final set of the night she spoke backstage with Vokda Vermicelli of iRumors.

She was asked if she had mended her feud with talk show host Chelsea Handler who had called the 52-year-old comedian one of the oldest cougars since Mary Todd Lincoln.

Kathy who is known as the Red Cougar shook her head and said that she hates Handler the Panhandler with every fiber in her nearly flawless body.

Griffin told Miss Vermicelli that even at 52, she has a much better looking body than that Handler tramp who looks like she could be Hitler's twin sister, except for the fact that she has a hell of a lot more black pubic hair.

Kathy pointed out that a recent research survey showed that 98.3 percent of all registered Republican voters cannot stand the stringy-haired ho, as Mrs. Rush Limbaugh refers to her.

Vermicelli asked Griffin about the rumors circulating throughout the San Fernando Valley that she and the newly single Stacy Kiebler were spotted below the Santa Monica Pier engaged in some lesbionic activity.

Kathy broke out in loud guffaws. She grinned and said that she has been to the Santa Monica Pier many times but she has never been under it.

She quipped that although she knows she would positively love va-va-vooming with Miss Keibler she has to admit that the closest she has come to that was once back in 2010, when she gave Stacy a fist bump at a Burger Bandit in Tarzana.

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