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Friday, 26 July 2013

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PlayMale Magazine has named Britney Spears as Miss Upskirt of 2013. (Photo courtesy of Simon Cowell).

LA BREA - There is probably no celebrity in Hollywood who knows how to work an upskirt shot any better than Britney Spears.

Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti, who has covered Spears for many years, reports that when it comes to getting out of a car, there is no female who can measure up to Britney; not Cameron Diaz, not Jessica Simpson, and not even Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton.

Serengeti said that Britney just has the knack for exposing her nether region at the perfect angle and in a type of slow-motion movement that causes the paparazzi to literally trip over each other trying to get the "Honey-Money Shot."

Such was the case at the La Brea Tar Pits where Britney had gone with her hair stylist FuFi Fondue to have lunch.

As the door to Britney's limo opened wide, so did the eyes of the dozen or so photographers and reporters as Britney once again revealed the real estate below her Caesarian section scar.

One of the photographers hollered out joyfully, "Hey Britney, you forgot to put on underwear."

Britney flashed a great big smile and replied, "Oops!...I Did It Again."

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