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Wednesday, 24 July 2013

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Kellie says that her and Derek are just like cousins. (Photo by Peta Murgatroyd).

NASHVILLE - Kellie Pickler has had to address the rumors that she and Derek Hough have become more than just dancing partners and BFF's.

The petite country music singer who recently won Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy by capturing first place with her pro partner Derek Hough said that she cannot believe the talk that is swirling around on both sides of the Mississippi River.

Derek Hough, 28, recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Kellie is one of his favorite dance partners and he loves the way she smells like a fresh October morning.

Kellie giggles and gives all the credit to her brand of deodorant October Morning.

The 27-year-old former American Idol contestant said that she has been approached about becoming a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours.

The blonde bombshell confessed that if she was not married she would be on Derek like bark on a sequoia tree.

She smiled tongue-in-cheek when told about the rumors that she is having Derek Hough's baby.

The North Carolina native grinned and said that she does not recall ever going to a sperm bank.

In Other News. Kate Middleton and Prince William have said that the talk about Simon Cowell being their baby's godfather is positively false.

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