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Sunday, 21 July 2013

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Close friends of Paris say that she is one of the most insecure persons in Tinsel Town. (Photo taken by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has always felt a little bit insecure about herself although she will move mountains to keep from admitting it publicly.

The celebutante who is famous for pretty much doing nothing recently confided to a close friend that she wonders if guys like her because she is a smart, bubbly, conversationalist or if they simply just like her for her lasciviously lewd sex.

She stressed that the dilemma is causing her to lose sleep at night.

The 32-year-old fake blonde also revealed that her upper thighs are breaking out in little bitty hives which she says is embarrassing when she goes swimming, wears short shorts, or sunbathes in the nude on Catalina Island.

Paris, who says she hates being in a state of confusion, confessed that four days ago she decided to do a little test and she told every guy that she has ever gone to bed with that she is giving up sex for 30 days.

SIDENOTE: Paris Hilton's cell phone has not rung. Not one guy has gone by to see her. The word on Rodeo Drive is that even Chaz Bono is ignoring her. Hmmmm.

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