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Wednesday, 17 July 2013

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Paula and her husband Michael are planning on selling their luxury yacht The Buttah Babe.

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Just when it seemed that things could not get any worse for the Southern cooking gal, now comes word that her husband is thinking of filing for divorce.

According to Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors, Mr. Paula Deen (Michael Groover) has grown tired of all the Southern fried BS that is engulfing his family and turning his Southern mansion Cornbread Acres Estates into a drive-by circus attraction.

Groover who at 57, is 9 years younger than Deen, stated that he is now being called a Boy-Toy by the news media and he resents the hell out of that.

He said that he can accept the May-December references but calling him a Boy-Toy is just not going to fly.

Michael told iRumors that he and Paula are both considering selling their $4.17 million mansion to fellow Georgia native Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest of American Idol.

Groover has said that he will be contacting noted California attorney Gloria Allred and seeing about getting half of their net worth which is estimated to be $16 million.

When asked if his wife has attained the services of a lawyer he said that he is not sure but he heard from one of the maids that she has had an initial consultation with noted Southern attorney Bobby Foonballon of Biloxi, Mississippi.

Groover has hinted that he may move to Afghanistan to get some kind of peace and quiet.

SIDENOTE: Michael says that his marriage is headed towards the Southern rocks and it does not look like anything can save their ocean tossed yacht, The Buttah Babe from smashing into the Dixie boulders.

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