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Friday, 12 July 2013

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Prince William's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth owns 1,404 hats. (Photo graciously provided by Simon Cowell).

NEW YORK CITY - Prince William recently flew to New York City to visit with a publishing company about a book that he has been asked to write.

While in America, William met with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue.

The two had lunch at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in downtown Manhattan.

Frisbee asked how Kate was doing. Wills, as his step-mother Camilla Parker-Bowles calls him, said that Kate was great. He grinned and said that she actually has some knickers monogrammed with the name Kate The Great on them.

He was asked if he had given them to her for Christmas or for Valentine's Day.

William bashfully said that they were given to her by his brother Prince Harry for her 31st birthday on January 9, 2013.

He was then asked how things were going with his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth.

The Duke of Cambridge, as he is known, replied that in regards to his grandmum and his wife, he is actually torn between a rock and a hard place.

He said that his wifey wants him to stand up to his grandmother and tell her to stop inteferring in their marital affairs.

Wills says that he is afraid if he does she will band him and Kate from Buck House (Buckingham Palace).

And to make matters worse, Kate's sister Pippa Middleton has told Kate that her hubby needs to be a man about this whole situation and grow a pair.

"The nerve!" remarked Miss Frisbee.

"Precisely" William commented.

He took a sip of his glass of 2005 Château Barreyres Haut-Médoc Cru Bourgeois and said, "Ya know Miss Frisbee, perhaps it is Pippa who needs to grow a pair...and start acting like a lady."

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