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Wednesday, 10 July 2013

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Sarah Palin is being joined at FOX News by The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck. (Photo taken by Piper Palin).

LOS ANGELES - Two longtime View hosts, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are leaving the daytime talk show.

Behar plans to open up a clothes-optional comedy club in the Bronx and Hasselbeck has been signed to appear on FOX News to basically give Megyn Kelly a blonde assistant.

Hasselbeck will also be getting to work alongside none other than the original Moose Mama herself, Sarah Palin.

And already the word at the GOP network is that the two are setting the stage for a 2016 Palin-Hasselbeck GOP presidential ticket.

It is no secret that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is still upset at the way she got her Tundra tush thrashed back in 2008, by President Barack Obama who sent the homely Reindeer Stalker back to Alaska with her tail between her legs.

"Snowballs" Palin is still furious at some of her fellow Republicans for insisting that she stay clear of the 2012 GOP Presidential Convention and not even mention the fact that she was a registered Republican.

Old Caribou Hormones got all offended that even some of her fellow Teabaggers treated her like a persona non grata and told her to go back to Alaska and not return for at least one year.

Word out of Wasilla, Alaska, is that her youngest daughter Piper "The Pill" Palin ran away three times because she was embarrassed at some of the cockamamie geographical gaffes her mama would make.

Meanwhile, Hasselbeck says that she loves Palin, but not in a lesbionic way of course since she is a hardcore Republican and there are no hardcore lesbianite Republicans anywhere in the United States.

In A Related Story. Word on the streets of Tinsel Town is that Jenny "The Sexy Sultress" McCarthy may be taking Hasselbeck's place on The View. But head host Barbara Walters wants to make perfectly sure that Jenny promises that she will not cuss, spit, or show her areolas.

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