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Tuesday, 9 July 2013

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Jenner says that he has found Kardashian bras in the refrigerator.

HIDDEN HILLS, California - Bruce Jenner, 63, has said that his wife Kris really needs to see about naming their Hidden Hills mansion, Casa Summer's Eve.

He made the remark because of the huge number of Kardashian females running around the place and he stressed that it would certainly be a highly appropriate name.

He recently confessed to his plastic surgeon Dr. Guggenheim F. Figfaust of Beverly Hills that everywhere he looks he sees female clothes items belonging to his wife Kris and his daughters Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, and Kendall.

He revealed that some of these intimate items include bras, pantyhose, teddies, panties, halter tops, and short shorts which are lying all over the place on the carpet, the sofa, chairs, and even on the kitchen table.

Jenner said that seeing all of those feminine items only wants to make him transform himself into his female persona and delve into his dress up mode.

Dr. Figfaust has told him to simply remind himself about the 5 second rule and apply it to the clothes items just as if they were food.

Jenner has confessed to his plastic surgeon that the Kardashian women are literally driving him krazy.

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