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Sunday, 30 June 2013

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One of Princess Kate's personal Buckingham Palace bodyguards. (Photo courtesy of Prince Philip).

LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower.

And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep a secret.

Reports out of Buck House (Buckingham Palace) are that his grandmother Queen Elizabeth is extremely mad at her grandson for revealing to the news media personal information regarding his and Kate's baby.

William does not dare comment on anything his elderly grandmother says but Kate is not bashful.

Kate allegedly told her husband that he is the Duke of Cambridge, the Earl of Strathearn, and the Viceroy of Cigarette and he should not allow his 92-year-old granny to talk to him like she was talking to a commoner.

William told his father Prince Charles that he doesn't know what made him reveal the personal information concerning the royal baby but he is very sorry about it.

His dad reportedly told him not to worry about it and if it bothers the queen then she can just build a bridge and get over it.

SIDENOTE: An unnamed member of the Buckingham Palace cleaning staff said that when Prince Charles made that comment to his son, Prince William was so grateful that he gave his dad a high five, a fist bump, and a chest bump.

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