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Friday, 28 June 2013

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Kristen shown at a recent costume party which was held at Shakira's Casa Las Hips.

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend.

Stewart recently talked to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk at a local Giggling Guacamole Restaurant.

She stated that she wishes that she had a time machine so that she could erase all of the horrible things that she did which in the end caused Rob to dump her butt quicker than Kirstie Alley can pick up and devour a Hostess Twinkie.

K-Stew, as she prefers to be called, said that since RPattz left her she has not wanted to go out with any other guy including the Dancing Dude, Derek Hough, or the former Space Cadet Charlie Sheen.

The star of the Twilight Saga franchise told Miss Chipotle that she wants all of her fans to know that she is not involved in the infamous Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal which just broke a few days ago.

Kristen said that it is her understanding that at least 67 individuals are involved in the sordid texting sex scandal mess including one named Kristeen Stewart, so a lot of people are getting Kristen and Kristeen confused.

Stewart the actress pointed out that the other Stewart works as a drive thru cashier at a Burger Bandit in Cucamonga.

In Late Breaking News. Paula Deen told Afro Sheen Magazine reporter Yodelle Denzel St. Bling that she has no plans to travel to Africa and go on an Apology Tour.

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