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Friday, 28 June 2013

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Kat Von D gets tattoos like most females get pedicures. (Photo taken by Paco Peso).

SAN FRANCISCO - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D, has just announced that she has tossed fiancé DJ Deadmaug5 to the celebrity curb.

The 31-year-old Von D, who almost has as many tattoos as her former ex-future fiancé Jesse "Messy" James told Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette that she caught her disc jockey fiancé playing tonsil hockey in the parking lot of A Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in Sausalito.

Von D said that at first she did not think that it was her boyfriend but when she walked up to the car she said she definitely recognized his San Francisco 49ers boxer shorts.

Deadmaug5 tried to say that the woman, identified as Troyetta Didums, a local pole dancer, simply got into his car and asked him for a bite of his strawberry-avocado pancake.

SIDENOTE: Kat Von D told her lying, cheating, low-life, snake-in-the-grass fiancé that he can keep the Maroon 5 T-Shirt she bought him but she wants all 7 Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz CD's back.

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