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Sunday, 23 June 2013

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Elin shown in her Swedish mansion talking about business with her assistant Osterstad Norping.

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine.

Ms. Nordegren agreed to appear in the magazine on certain conditions. Number one she wanted Picasso Mandolin, the world's greatest photographer of women to take the photos.

Two, she wanted the pictures to be done as tastefully as possible considering she would be exhibiting her innermost private bodily parts.

And three she stipulated that she wanted the title of the photo layout to be - Elin Nordegren - Tigerboy Will Never, Ever, Find a Sexier Woman That This Swedish Dish.

The magazine readily agreed to all three of Nordegren's demands plus they paid her asking price of $1.7 million.

SIDENOTE: Elin says that she will be revealing in the Playmale article that her golfing ex-husband is afraid of spiders and he screams like a little girl whenever he sees one.

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