BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus has just learned that her father the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus has just filed for divorce.
Billy Ray and his wife Tish, who looks exactly like Miley, have been married for 19 years.
Cyrus pointed out that out of the 19 years, about 11 or 13 were happy ones the rest kind of sucked as they say in Baltimore.
Miley is said to be crushed and says that she is already confused as hell about a whole lot of things and now this divorce thing comes along and now she is more messed up than Lindsay Lohan.
Billy Ray, who is best noted for his hit song "Achy Breaky Heart" told Music Moments Magazine that he just got fed up with Tish always whining about the fact that she can't get her unmanageable hair to do what she wants it to do.
B.R. also noted that Tish, who has become somewhat despondent since the first of the year blames him for the cellulite on her upper thighs.
Suggested Reading On The Subject. Billy Ray Cyrus' new book is now available at bookstores, retail outlets, and at most Burger Bandit Restaurants throughout America. The book is titled, I Know My Mullet Was Silly-Looking But It Sure Did Get Me Lots of Fine-Looking Country Gals.