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Friday, 24 May 2013

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Lady Gaga has said that she would never, ever have an affair with Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga is furious at the fact that she was at a local supermarket and saw a photo of her and GOP pundit Ann Coulter with the caption The Musically Political World of Lesbianism.

Lady Gaga called up the offices of the supermarket tabloid Just Saying and said that the photo was photoshopped and that she would never, ever consider having an affair with Ann Coulter.

The New York singer made it clear that Scarlett Johansson or Kate Upton maybe, but not with that Trigger-looking, venom-spewing drinking straw.

Lady Gaga was told by the Just Saying representative that she would have the publication's editor get in touch with her.

When she asked when, the receptionist replied, that it would have to be the week of June 9, as they are extremely busy.

SIDENOTE: Lady Gaga informed the Just Saying receptionist that her publication would be hearing from her lawyer Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski. The receptionist said that it was interesting because Mr. Blewpillski also just happens to be the Just Saying attorney as well.

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