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Friday, 9 August 2013

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President Obama turned 51, on August 4.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently invited a group of television writers and reporters to the White House to talk about the state of modern day television shows and programming.

The president expressed to them that he would like to see a little less sex, violence, and the obligatory use of vulgar and nasty language that is used even on prime time shows such as Bounce Castles of The Rich & Famous, The Cajun Crawfish Cooking Wars, The Muffin Makers, and the game show, Talk To The Friggin Hand.

He pointed out that there are some shows that he is even embarrassed to sit and watch with his mother-in-law and she's 76-years-old.

After the meeting he personally met with TV ClickerWorld's Sangria Wine, whom he and Michelle have known since before he was even president.

He told her that the first mama and the first kiddoes and him really enjoy watching American Idol. He expressed the fact that it is such a wholesome show.

The president did state that he is thrilled that Nicki Minaj has been fired because she was nothing but a sarcastic, arrogant, circus clown.

President Obama said, "My Michelle [wink-wink] would often remark that Minaj's high-pitched, shrilly voice would literally make her skin crawl."

He noted that his daughter Sasha once asked, "Daddy doesn't that Minaj woman have a mirror - geeesh she's scary."

Miss Wine asked the president if he had a favorite show.

He replied that he did. He then leaned in towards her and whispered that his number one favorite show is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

When asked why he said that he really likes Giddy Breedlove, the sexy pole dancer, Tessie Cashmere, the lusciously voluptuous high-priced call girl, and Tapioca Mantelleta, the titillating TV anchorwoman.

SIDENOTE: President Obama informed Miss Wine that he actually met Tapioca once at a fund raiser in Pittsburgh and he stated that she is as sensuously erotic in person as she is on television.

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