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Thursday, 9 May 2013

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Demi says that Simon has a way of making things around him turn into gold.

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she is thrilled that the man with the golden touch, AKA Simon Cowell has asked her to return for a second season on X-Factor.

Lovato said that she has really missed Simon during the off-season and she is looking forward to once again sitting next to him and trading verbal insults with the man known as The Sultan of Sarcasm among other names.

Demi was asked if she had talked to former X-Factor judge Britney Spears who was fired along with judge L.A. Reid and co-host Khloe Kardashian.

She remarked that she had seen Britney once at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood.

The "Skyscraper" singer said that she did not talk to Britney since she was doing some serious cuddling with a member of the rock band Tarzan & The Tarzana Vineyard Vampires.

SIDENOTE: Demi was asked what she liked the best about her boss Simon Cowell. She replied that it was obviously the after show parties he throws, which at times can get pretty R-rated.

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