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Tuesday, 30 April 2013

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Angelina said that she had a good reason for taking a nude photo with a horse.

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has hit a speed bump in their wonderful world of wanderlust.

A photo has appeared in the latest edition of the supermarket tabloid Just Saying which shows a naked Jolie standing out in a pasture right next to an appaloosa horse.

A unnamed source stated that when Brad saw the photo he became so upset and angry that he actually started neighing.

He had never seen the photo before and he asked Angie why the hell she would be naked in a photo with a horse about 2 inches from her rack.

At first Jolie said that she did not remember the photo and told Brad that the picture was definitely photoshopped.

"Really?" Brad asked frustratedly.

Angelina then paused for a moment and remarked that she remembered now. She said that the photo was taken 12 years ago in 2001.

She told Brad that the photo was to be used in a beer commercial down in Costa Rica.

Jolie then told Brad that the only reason she had agreed to do it was as a favor to a photographer friend, whom she identified as the famous celebrity photographer Rico Chorizo.

SIDENOTE: Angelina Jolie later told her fiancé (Pitt) that she also did it because she was two months behind in her car payment.

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