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Wednesday, 24 April 2013

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Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz will be appearing on DWTS next week. (Photo by Len "The Hen" Goodman).

HOLLYWOOD - Week Five of Dancing With The Stars found the dancers strutting their stuff to the sounds of the legendary soul singer Stevie Wonder.

Some of the songs that the dancers danced to included "You Are The Sunshine of My Life," "Superstition," "Part-Time Lover," and "When Her Badonkadonk Went South, I Went North."

Disney star Zendaya Coleman who is only 16, tied for the highest score with country singer Kellie Pickler with each receiving a judges score of 29 out of a possible 30.

The dance team that was eliminated was the team of welterweight champion boxer Victor Ortiz and Lindsay Arnold.

After the show Kellie Pickler was asked about the romantic rumors that have been circulating regarding her and her dance partner Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough.

Pickler said that she believes the vicious rumors were started by that bitter, venomous, dishwater blonde talk show host Chelsea Handler.

She pointed out that Handler has a bad habit of starting rumors in hopes of getting more viewers for her talk show called, Scraping The Bottom With Chelsea Handler.

Andy Dick was asked if he is still drug and alcohol free. He smiled and replied that he was. He then looked at his gorgeously sexy partner Sharna Burgess and remarked, "Let me just say that Sharna is the only addiction that I presently have."

SIDENOTE: This year's Bachelor, Sean Lowe, who is partnered with the erotically sensuous Peta Murgatroyd, wanted to clear up the rumor that he has ended his engagement to Catherine Giudici in order to enter into a relationship with sweet Peta.

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