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Friday, 19 April 2013

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One of the cowboy boots that Janelle "Cowgirl" Arthur wore during her elimination performance.

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that American Idol judges Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj settled down to simply ignoring each other as they'd done since the start of American Idol's season 12.

Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine noticed that Randy "The Dawg" Jackson still insists on referring to the remaining five girls as dudes.

Miss Cotton wonders what part of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Jackson grew up in because none of the girls look like fellas; not even Angie Miller who some have said resembles a pogo stick with a huge hank of hair and tons of make up.

Just as predicted by Woody The Wonder Woodchuck, Candice "The Singer" Glover, Angie "Bubbly" Miller, and Amber "The Houston Kid" Holcomb were in the Top 3 which meant that Janelle "Cowgirl" Arthur and Kree "Happy" Harrison found themselves in the Bottom 2.

Everyone could see that Kree was shocked, as she asked Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest if he was sure that he had read the card right. Janelle meanwhile pretty much expected it the way the judges and Jimmy "The Cricket" Iovine had all hammered her.

She did state backstage that she realizes that she messed up by choosing to sing Dolly Parton's "Hey Bubba, I Ain't A-Churnin' No More Butter, 'Til Ya Fetch Me A Store Bought Bra."

Nicki Minaj commented backstage that maybe it would have been better if Cowgirl had worn some sexy high heel shoes instead of the Roy Rogers looking boots she wore.

SIDENOTE: Woody The Woodchuck's American Idol predicting record is now 26-3.

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