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Wednesday, 24 April 2013

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Beyonce and Jay-Z's pet cat which they named Zorro. (Photo courtesy of Kanye West).

NEW YORK CITY - Jay-Z recently stated why it is that he sold his interest in the NBA Brooklyn Nets.

He said that he wants to dedicate more time to his and Beyonce's newly developed product.

The product is called Do Rags For The Sistas. Jay-Z said that the idea first came to his astoundingly attractive wife when she was a member of the female band, Destiny's Child.

He stated that Beyonce wanted something that would protect her hair from the harsh East Coast winds that blow down from Maine.

At first she came up with an idea of a type of gimme cap but that idea was abandoned when it was revealed that the caps would be to expensive.

Beyonce then hit on the idea of having a do rag. She explained that she wanted it to be attractive but practical. So she decided on a special type of material that compliments a black woman's hair.

The "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singer finally decided on the name Do Rags For Sistas.

Jay-Z pointed out that they plan on donating 3 percent from each sale to The Omarosa Anger Management Center which is based in Hackensack, New Jersey.

SIDENOTE: The Do Rags For Sistas are available at all Lollygag Department Stores, at the We Got It All Retail Outlets, or they can be purchased at www.doragsforsistas.rag.

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