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Thursday, 11 April 2013

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The Alcatraz prison cell located on the extreme right was Al Capone's cell.

SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was in San Francisco visiting the old Alcatraz Prison.

He told reporters that ever since he was 11 he has wanted to visit the prison which once housed such notorious felons as Al Capone, George "Machine Gun" Kelly, Arthur Barker of the Ma Barker Gang, Alvin Karpis, and Floyd Hamilton who was Bonnie & Clyde's driver.

As Justin toured the ex-federal prison facility with former warden Scanlon "Boo" Tweensteen, Justin said that he could not believe how damn cold it was.

Warden Tweensteen informed him that the cold, dampness of the prison was why it was opened up.

He said that back then prisons were hell holes and they were actually supposed to be a place that was hated by convicts or inmates as they call them in Chicago.

Bieber was asked by Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about the fact that he had not cancelled his upcoming concert tour of North Korea.

Justin took a lick of his double scoop Pralines and Cream Ice Cream Cone and remarked that she was right.

"Aren't you concerned about all of the hate-filled rhetoric coming from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un?" he was asked.

"Nope" came the reply. "I have always been one to honor my contracts and I signed to perform five concerts in North Korea and I plan to fulfill my contractual duties."

"Amazing." Miss Mixx stated.

"Yes, I know" Bieber replied.

He then told her that the last thing he needs right now is any negative press. He reminded her that lately he has been caught smoking pot. He has shown up late for a concert in England. He has argued with several paparazzi members, and most recent he has spat on his next-door neighbor.

"I hear ya little dude." Mixx commented.

Bieber took offense and told her not to ever call him a little dude again.

"But you are a little dude, little dude." She pointed out.

Bieber shook his head and told her that the interview was over.

In A Related Story. Justin's ex-girlfriend recently appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King and told them that the best thing she has ever done is to have dumped the little dude (her words).

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