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Sunday, 24 March 2013

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A photo of Valentina's car parked in the driveway of her home in Moscow.

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich National News Agency, has just announced that a world record has been set by a Russian citizen.

Valentina Pavlovsky, a 19-year-old ballerina from Moscow has gone into the record books.

Miss Pavlovsky has just completed the unbelievable feat of dancing non-stop all the way from Moscow to Zurich, Switzerland.

The golden haired beauty told reporters that she owes her amazing accomplishment to her grandmother Kashira Chevkova of Vladivostok, who always used to tell her as a child that one day she would dance across several countries.

The distance that Valentina covered is 1,367 miles. And the amazing thing is that she accomplished the feat while only drinking water and eating Hostess Twinkies.

Miss Pavlovsky was asked if she has a boyfriend. She blushed and said that she did not but added that she is planning on joining the on line dating site based in Hollywood which is named Gorgeous Gals 'R' Us.

Valentina stated that there are three males whom she definitely does not want to date. When asked to reveal their names she replied, "Russell Brand, John Mayer, and Charlie Sheen

In Celebrity News. Reports are that Kourtney Kardashian is looking to change publicists since she has said that her sisters Kim and Khloe seem to get four times the publicity that she gets.

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