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Sunday, 24 March 2013

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Miley shown petting her dog Aussie which she was given by ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth. (Photo by Billy Ray Cyrus).

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus was down on Rodeo Drive doing some shopping to help get her mind off of her breakup with Liam Hemsworth.

The ex-lap dancer was wearing a pair of the shortest short shorts found on the Left Coast.

Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine asked about them. She giggled and confessed that she is trying her best to try and lure Liam back and she figures that one way is to put her goods on display.

She said that it is an old trick that she learned from Britney Spears who is the undisputed queen of upskirt shots.

The 19-year-old singer told Yazoo that she is so desperate she will literally try anything.

She even confessed that she was thinking about maybe going to a Lakers game wearing her Daisy Duke shorts shorts and a halter top made from transparent Ziploc sandwich bags.

Yazoo asked her if she had given any thought to possibly being seen in an intimate embrace with a Hollywood stud.

Miley quickly nodded her head in the negative and replied that she knows if she did that, that Liam would definitely never, ever get back together with her again.

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