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Monday, 11 March 2013

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Britney says that she sometimes forgets that the paparazzi are always around with their cameras. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney was jogging out by the famed Hollywood sign when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media.

She was asked by Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the recent erotic photos that appeared on an Internet site of a well known Tinsel Town celebrity.

Britney blushed and said that she was glad that she had brought up the matter because she wanted to respond to the runaway rumors.

She giggled as she said that the very revealing photos were taken of her and Charlie Sheen in February while they were engaged in a bit of tongue hockey at The La Brea Tar Pits.

The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer blushed as she said that she had no idea that she was revealing as much of her lower body as she was.

She pointed out that when she saw the photos a few days later, in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying, she was to put it mildly, shocked as hell.

Spears said that she had kind of finally lived down her getting out of a car highly revealing upskirt photos period and now the infamous La Brea Tar Pits Lewd Pix will once again put her back on the celeb tabloids front page.

Britney did her best to try and hide the fact that she actually looked like the cat that had just swallowed the canary.

SIDENOTE: Brit's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue recently told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has really noticed that Spears has opened up more now that she has ended her engagement to Jason Trawick, and become a brunette, and gotten a Brazilian bikini wax.

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